“The perfect child for an existentialist would be potty trained, addicted to cigarettes and able to discuss the finer points of phenomenological ontology.”
Gary Cox
Source: The Existentialist’s Guide to Death, the Universe and Nothingness
Hence, I have no children! Mostly, because I myself have a hard time discussing the finer points, hell, even the most basic points, of phenomenological ontology (existentialism). I enjoy it, regardless. I love Cox’s wit!
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